BALLOONS_EMPTY = "Looks chewy, florp.",
WES_GHOST = "Look paler than usual, florp.",
THULECITE = "Looks weird, florp...",
ANCIENT_ALTAR = "Look real old.",
As you can see, Wurt is extremely inconsistent in her grammar mistakes. Is that to be considered a bug, or a """design choice"""?
Honestly, I wish she'd not make any grammar mistakes, and instead use unusual sentence structure, or "florpify" her words. It reads a bit as if Klei forgot how to make unique character speech.