I was having a discussion about it with someone else earlier, and thought it would be fun to bring it to the forums. If you could have anything in actual life that followed Don't Starve logic, what would it be? Not that you would just receive the item, but the rules of logic would apply to real life (Because we all love Don't Starve's weird logic). For an example, I'll show my choice.
I'd choose the Meat Effigy.
Reasons: I'd be immortal so long as I used my beard hair, some steaks, and some wood to build it. That's pretty much like having a non-evil horcrux for the low low price of $45 dollars. Granted, that sucker would reek I'm sure, but I'd be immune to death! (At least by violent means. Not sure it it would protect you from death via old age).
What would you have (The logic of, you still need to get the resources to make it!) and why would you choose it?
