An essay on why :eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant: is better then some crabby ol' :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:.
Reason 1#: its better because it has beautiful eyelashes, let me show you how truly beautiful these eyelashes are
:eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball: 
:eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant:
eyeballs are absolutely hideous!!! but compared to THE TRULY SUPERIOR EYEPLANTS, they are still very inferior. if you disagress i will
Reason 2#: :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball: are like... 100 sextillion years old, thats wrong and my mom hasn't let me say that word (sextillion) until now cause i wasn't using it for some crude joke hahahhahahahahahaahahhahahwfahasfa
Reason 3#: it reminds me of when i was born
Reason 4#: it doesn't look like its getting its intestines pulled out from its stomach
and thats it thats why :eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant:s are valid and we must elderly abuse :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:
here is a hot poll on which is better just for fun