We all know about the shredded skirt item for Wendy, probably the most loved character in Don't Starve. But what you don't know about Don't Starve is the pedophile ring that surrounds it. If the shredded skirt were just a little more shredded, perhaps showing more thigh or abdomen, the prices of the item would rise exponentially and Klei would make more money. Like, a lot more. Imagine, Klei staff, your office being carpeted, literally, with toonies and loonies. You can buy all the soy milk in the world. You could hire more staff, push out updates faster, and maybe, if you are lucky, fix the bugs in the singleplayer game. All because half your fanbase is borderline, or over the line, pedophiles.
I know you want to thank me for this genius idea, but it's nothing. Just give me the new shredded skirt item for free, please.