Don't Starve Historia

So I'm pretty sure someone's already tried to make a thread like this, but I'd like to create a new space for people to put down their speculation (real speculation, no  posting here please) as I try so hard to piece together (HA!) some semblance of a timeline of the Don't Starve world and the lore.

I'd like to keep things in a specific kind of format, please put definitives in the main body, and speculation and theories in spoilers. That'd be greatly appreciated.