Also tell me your hilarios griefer stories?
Once I saw like a player joined as Wendy and she was doing something around the base for several days until we became quite a prospering society. Nearly 10 days later Willow joined and all were really afraid she'll set base on fire. And once everyone except me, Willow and Wendy were out base, Wendy suddenly revealed a torch, set crockpot on fire near Willow and run away pretending it was Willow the firestarter. She wrote it in chat like "Willow burned the base!" Since I saw everything I supported Willow and she wasn't kicked. Griefer was also allowed to live but only until she did that again.
My another story was also about Wendy player. I joined server at late Autumn and some people already rushed the ruins and killed some bosses so they had nice setup. I've decided to tame beefalo right after I joined since I wanted to contribure and move setpieces. I found beefalo fast but not found base yet and I had no pigskin, so simply bonded it with a bell and was continuing exploration while feeding the beefalo. Finally I reached the base, found pigskin there and wanted to craft a saddle. But Wendy appeared and I honesly missed that moment but I suddenly saw my beefalo is set on fire after 3 days of feeding it, and Wendy is fighting it with Abigaill. Also since beefalo was on fire it was running around setting the base on fire. They killed it, base was burning, someone somehow resolved the situation with fire. I've asked Wendy why since it was mine beefalo. I've heard something about "for picking silk" but I didn't picked any silk so I've mentioned it. She then told that's it's all because she's new. But I don't trust it since new players rarely attack everything on their sight. I've asked her to explain herself if she's really sorry (maybe that was really missclick or aggressive mode on Abi, IDK) but she refused and after a couple of days left server so I assume that was a griefer.
Despite of everything, I love grifers who somehow integrate into society and are smart, Those who join, burn, and disconnect are hated. But those who continue live and lie are so fun to interact with.