Here's the deal. You're angry that another blogger just totally roasted you on the forums. Don't want him to get away with that, RIGHT?!
Well here's the perfect solution. Bait your enemy into this thread and negotiate a FORUM DUEL!
*here's how it works*
You all count to ten, and whoever posts first fires first. Put a picture of the desired weapon.
Then, you continue to do this until one of ya is at 0 health. Pretend you guys are each at 150.
AoE damage is dealt to both players, so Gunpowder and Old Bell are undesirable.
Example:
LET'S DULE!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
Player 2 takes 34 damage
10!
Player 2 takes 68 damage!
Player 1 takes 100 damage!
Player 2 takes 68 damage!
Player 2 is at 0 health.
Player 1 wins!