New strings from a New reign, for whatever

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "I don't think that was right.",

 GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "I'm not sticking that in there!",
            WRONGGEM = "This gem won't work here.",
            NOTSTAFF = "It's not quite the right shape.",

        TEACH =
        {

            --MapRecorder/MapExplorer
            WRONGWORLD = "This map was made for some other place.",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "There's a hole in the middle for something to go in.",
            BROKEN = "It's all smashed up.",
            STAFFED = "Now what?",
            WRONGSTAFF = "I have a distinct feeling this isn't right.",

OPALSTAFF = "It's scientifically proven that gems look better on top of sticks.",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "This gem seems special.",

STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "Brr! Chilling.

CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Now I can show everyone what I found!",
            BURNING = "So much for that.",
            BURNT = "Nothing but ash now.",
  ENDTABLE = 
        {
            BURNT = "This is why we can't have nice things.",
            GENERIC = "A flower in a vase on a table.",

FEATHERPENCIL = "The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing.",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Where's the rest of it?",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "It's an odd marble statue.",
            UNCOVERED = "I guess he cracked under the pressure.",
            FINISHED = "At least it's back in one piece now.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "Is that a head?",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "It looks old, but it feels new.",
            UNCOVERED = "There's a big piece missing.",
            FINISHED = "Now what?",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Where did this come from?",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "It's some sort of marble statue.",
            UNCOVERED = "It's not in the best shape.",
            FINISHED = "All patched up.",
        },
        GARGOYLE_HOUND = "It looks very lifelike.",
        GARGOYLE_WEREPIG = "It looks very lifelike.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Just keep your hand to yourself, alright?",
            HIDING = "Something's odd here, but I can't put my finger on it.",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "We carried it all this way and it's not even the right one!",
 GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "I can cram it in there but I dunno if I could get it back out.",
            WRONGGEM = "It's the wrong rock!",
            NOTSTAFF = "I don't have to jam stuff into every hole I see!",

TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "What the... this map isn't right at all!",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's expecting something from me.",
            BROKEN = "Oh look, a bunch of smashed up rocks!",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "I guess I could show everyone where I've been.",
            BURNING = "Yes!!",
            BURNT = "Scouts don't need maps, anyway.",

(no endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "So what does the feather do again?",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Great, now we've irritated some marble crime boss!",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "It's a marble statue, I guess.",
            UNCOVERED = "That thing looks terrible.",
            FINISHED = "He didn't even say \"thank you\".",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "Gross. I don't think that was supposed to come off.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Not burnable. Not interested.",
            UNCOVERED = "The crank doesn't even turn!",
            FINISHED = "Humpty Dumpty's back together again.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Ha, falling to pieces. Rookie mistake.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Looks like a bunch of rubble to me.",
            UNCOVERED = "What a creepy load of junk!",
            FINISHED = "I'm more used to destroying things than fixing them.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Gross! I told you we shoulda burned it!",
            HIDING = "What's a weird table doing out here? Let's burn it!",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "Is wrong piece for little statue!",

GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "Not even mighty muscles can make fit!",
            WRONGGEM = "Little rock does not want to go there.",
            NOTSTAFF = "I do not think little platform would like that.",

TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "Little paper is not for here!",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Little platform is still missing pieces.",
            BROKEN = "Tiny platform is broken!",
            --STAFFED = "",
               WRONGSTAFF = "Feels wrong to Wolfgang.",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Friends make little pictures to help Wolfgang not get lost!",
            BURNING = "Is no good!",
            BURNT = "No more little pictures.",

(no endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "Wolfgang must stick pinky out when holding it.",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Everyone! Watch Wolfgang carry horse head!",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Is big fancy rock!",
            UNCOVERED = "Hidden marble man has big booboo.",
            FINISHED = "Booboo is all better!",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "Watch Wolfgang lift little marble head!",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Lumpy, bumpy rock!",
            UNCOVERED = "Strange little man was in big rock!",
            FINISHED = "Marble man is fixed!",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Wolfgang will carry long rock, is no problem!",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Does not budge, even under Wolfgang's mighty strength!",
            UNCOVERED = "Is many big rocks!",
            FINISHED = "Rock has all pieces now.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "GAH! Table is creepy walking fist!",
            HIDING = "Wolfgang has no use for tiny table.",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "PLUGIN INCOMPATIBLE",

GIVE =
        {,
            NOTGEM = "PLUGIN DEVICE NOT COMPATIBLE",
            WRONGGEM = "INCORRECT MINERAL-BASED POWER SOURCE",
            NOTSTAFF = "WRONG THING"

TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "ERROR: INCORRECT LOCATION",

 MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "MOONBASE. AAAH. MOONBASE!",
            BROKEN = "USELESS MINERAL PILE DETECTED",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "DIRECTIONAL INFORMATION TRANSMITTER FOR FLESH SIDEKICKS",
            BURNING = "BAKING MAPS",
            BURNT = "MAPS BAKED",

(no endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "WHY IS THE FEATHER SO APPEALING? EXPLAIN NOW, FLESHLINGS",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "MENIAL LABOR IS WHAT FLESHLINGS ARE FOR",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "DUMB ORGANIC ORNAMENT",
            UNCOVERED = "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED",
            FINISHED = "</HEAD>",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "MAKE THE VIKING FLESHLING CARRY IT",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "THE PURPOSE OF BEAUTY STILL ELUDES ME",
            UNCOVERED = "DETACHED HEADS UPSET THE FLESHLINGS. HAHA",
            FINISHED = "STILL NOT ONLINE",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "DON'T MAKE ME CARRY THAT",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "USELSS RUBBLE",
            UNCOVERED = "PATTERN RECOGNITION: FAILED",
            FINISHED = "INSTALLATION COMPLETE",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "FIVE DIGITS OF TERROR",
            HIDING = "IT'S HORRIBLE, I HATE IT",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "Will I never make the pieces fit in this pitiful life?",

GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "I don't think that will work there...",
            WRONGGEM = "I got it wrong... again...",
            NOTSTAFF = "That's not the right thing...",

TEACH =
            WRONGWORLD = "It's... not right...",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I felt a terrible chill run down my spine.",
            BROKEN = "It's been ravaged by time.",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Maps are best with monsters drawn on the borders.",
            BURNING = "Well, old maps always do look burnt at the edges...",
            BURNT = "No more mapmaking, then.",

(still no endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "M...maybe I'll doodle something... When no one's looking.",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Off with his head! Heehee.",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "There's a sickly beauty to it...",
            UNCOVERED = "We all have monsters within, I suppose.",
            FINISHED = "If only the rest of us could be whole again.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "How did this get here?",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "A beautiful corruption gnaws at its base...",
            UNCOVERED = "The more the marble wastes, the more the statue grows.",
            FINISHED = "Not everyone can be put back together after falling apart.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Strange marble debris...",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I feel... queasy...",
            UNCOVERED = "Perhaps it wanted to hide the shame of its monstrous form?",
            FINISHED = "It's been made whole again. Lucky.",

 STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "A creature of shadow that seeks the light... how sad...",
            HIDING = "My heart aches with its beauty.",

REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "That is clearly the incorrect piece.",

GIVE =
            NOTGEM = "Don't be silly, dear.",
            WRONGGEM = "This gemstone's properties are incorrect for my purposes.",
            NOTSTAFF = "This is not the staff I seek.",

        TEACH =
        {,
            WRONGWORLD = "This map is for some other location.",

        MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "The magic of this structure ebbs in predictable cycles.",
            BROKEN = "Ancient debris. Perhaps it can be restored?",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "A precious light diffracting mineraloid.",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

(yet still no endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "Oh, how I missed proper writing implements!",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "You have to lift with your knees, dear.",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Very tasteful.",
            UNCOVERED = "They say every block of stone has a statue inside.",
            FINISHED = "The structure is whole once again.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "I can lift it. I'm more spry than I look.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "There's an almost animalistic ferocity in the chiselwork.",
            UNCOVERED = "So this is what was lurking inside.",
            FINISHED = "An excellent repair job.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "That's a thrown out back waiting to happen.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I feel a light dusting of magic. Odd.",
            UNCOVERED = "What an awful state it's in!",
            FINISHED = "We may want to keep an eye on this.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "That was an underhanded trick!",
            HIDING = "Something devious is lurking in the shadows.",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
           REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "That piece ain't right.",

GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "That doesn't look like a magic rock to me.",
            WRONGGEM = "I don't think that one'll work here.",
            NOTSTAFF = "Nah. Something long and thing goes there, but not this.",

TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "I don't think I'm in the right place for this.",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'd rather not muck with that if I can help it.",
            BROKEN = "That'll need more than a roll of duct tape to fix.",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

-STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

(I am sensing a theme here with the endtables)

FEATHERPENCIL = "The bird murder wasn't even necessary. Heh.",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "That's a heavy lookin' hoser.",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Once you've seen one weird statue, you've seen'em all.",
            UNCOVERED = "Yikes. Put it back in.",
            FINISHED = "Just needed a little duct tape.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "That doesn't seem right.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I don't get art. Whattaya think Lucy?",
            UNCOVERED = "Creepy.",
            FINISHED = "Whose bright idea was it to fix this thing?",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Just a big hunk of marble, that.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Just a big hunk of stone, as far as I'm concerned.",
            UNCOVERED = "Looks a bit like one of them chargin' hosers.",
            FINISHED = "As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate full moons.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "I really wish I hadn't seen that.",
            HIDING = "Not my style.",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "I could have told you that wouldn't fit.",

GIVE =
            NOTGEM = "Even The Amazing Maxwell couldn't wring magic from that.",
            WRONGGEM = "That would be an amateurish misuse of its magic.",
            NOTSTAFF = "Hm. No, that's not right.",

    TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "I seem to be in the wrong place to use this.",

 MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I had thought these all destroyed eons ago.",
            BROKEN = "Ruins of an ancient relic.",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

(Take a wild guess)

FEATHERPENCIL = "Not as elegant as a quill and inkwell, but it'll do.",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "That looks... familiar...",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Waste of good marble if you ask me.",
            UNCOVERED = "My creations! How rude.",
            FINISHED = "Back as intended.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "I've seen that head before... but never in marble.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Hmph. I was never a fan of the Grecian look.",
            UNCOVERED = "Come now! I liked that one.",
            FINISHED = "That looks much better.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "That's quite the schnozz.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Some truly questionable taste in decor.",
            UNCOVERED = "Why would anyone want to cover this up?",
            FINISHED = "Doesn't that feel better now?",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Hmph. Impressive sleight of hand.",
            HIDING = "This must be the work of an unseen hand.",

I don't know what you were expecting

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "It will not stay in place!",

GIVE =
            NOTGEM = "This object is not blessed with the power of the gods.",
            WRONGGEM = "This gem was not chosen for this purpose.",
            NOTSTAFF = "The gods may frown were I to do that.",

 TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "This map is for some distant land...",

MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "What dost thou want, altar?",
            BROKEN = "Perhaps it crashed from the heavens.",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",
--        ENDTABLE =                        (Why wigfrid has this and no one else? No idea)
--        {
--            BURNT = "",
--            GENERIC = "",
--        },

FEATHERPENCIL = "Perhaps I'll pen a saga of my journeys!",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Dost thou yearn for a body?",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "An abandoned monument to the gods?",
            UNCOVERED = "An icon of evil, surely!",
            FINISHED = "Might we come to regret this action?",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "A follower of Mimir, mayhaps?",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "More apt for the halls of Valhalla.",
            UNCOVERED = "We've freed the figure slumbering in the stone.",
            FINISHED = "Will this please the gods? Or anger them?",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "It has strayed from the warrior's path.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Warriors are not concerned with decorative sculptures.",
            UNCOVERED = "I fear we've unleashed a great evil.",
            FINISHED = "Gods help us on Mani's night.",

STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Keep thy hand from out mine fires!",
            HIDING = "Merely a table.",

ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "This two piece puzzle sure is hard!",

 GIVE =
        {
            NOTGEM = "It doesn't fit right!",
            WRONGGEM = "We'd rather keep this one for ourselves.",
            NOTSTAFF = "I think that'd make it angry.",

        TEACH =
        {
            WRONGWORLD = "Is it upside down? Nope. It's just wrong.",

 MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I wonder what it wants?",
            BROKEN = "It's broke.",
            --STAFFED = "",
            --WRONGSTAFF = "",

--OPALSTAFF = "",
        --OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "",

--STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "",

(Wilson must really like the endtable)

FEATHERPENCIL = "Haha! It tickles!",

SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Did someone lose this?",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I think it really ties the island together.",
            UNCOVERED = "Peekaboo, monster!",
            FINISHED = "You look great!",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "I think it's looking at us!",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "That looks really nice!",
            UNCOVERED = "Where's your head, mister?",
            FINISHED = "There! All better!",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Looks like a... cactus? No, that's not right.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "It's a bit scary, but we don't like to judge.",
            UNCOVERED = "It was hiding!",
            FINISHED = "Oh! That piece was his nose.",

 STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Definitely not a spider!",
            HIDING = "Is there a spider friend rustling beneath?",